How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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