i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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