Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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