have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
