Whoa Z and x make the same sound
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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