You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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