Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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