I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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