Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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