She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Im part way to drunk.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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