I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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