After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Even my vagina gasped.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Pants are for mortals
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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