READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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