their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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