so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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