My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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