Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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