i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she told me i tasted like america
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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