Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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