i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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