when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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