Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The power of my boobs compel you
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
