I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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