I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize