Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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