Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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