Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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