How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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