Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
