I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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