toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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