Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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