Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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