...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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