You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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