I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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