An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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