No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Did I show you my penis last night?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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