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when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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