ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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