That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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