I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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