i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
