Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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