we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I did not marry a roomba.
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