so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
