Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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