hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize
