things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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