I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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