Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
i think im in europe. pls send help
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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