youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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